That’s right ladies and gentleman! Someone call ESPN and TSN cause the Blackboard Ballers have done what once was thought impossible, beating the Kansas City Chiefs, and having a three-peat!!!

Maybe now, Taylor Swift can write songs about us, instead of Travis, since we beat him to the victory lap. WE KNOW HOW TO BALL. If you don’t get it, join the 21st century and enjoy the following song.

Also, Jimmy wanted me to add the “pickle jar” metaphor our team used to lead us to victory. Every time we stepped onto the field, Jimmy told us “pickle jar guys, pickle jar!!!” Which, I’m pretty sure means we need to play tight like pickles are to one another in the pickle jar. But I will gain more clarity on this.

But now, like a unicorn, I must spread my magic elsewhere, and contribute to my team’s playoff run.